- naruto and sasuke finally meet up
- naruto: how could you betray konoha sasuke how
- sasuke: i didn't
- sasuke: i was just kidding
- sasuke: those are all actors
- sasuke: those are all hidden cameras
- sasuke: and you've just been punk'd
My blog is so Asian.
- Shy Guy: Hey there..
- Random Guy: Hey what's up?
- Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
- Random Guy: Thanks dude!
- Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
- Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
- Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
- Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
- Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
- Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
- me texting my mom: okay, see you at home. love you.
- my mom texting me: C u l8r. Luv u 2.
I’m crying so hard right now because the little robots got a happy ending and Shu didn’t.
A man dumps the body of a girl in a ditch. The body rots; Melts into slime. Flowers pop up where the body lies, seeds fly out of the flowers, and a bee sucks the flowers and makes honey. And then the family of the girl buys the honey from the store. And the family eats the girl.
I will forever refuse to pronounce .gif as jif
im too lazy to read the hunger games someone tell me if she makes it to the fridge in the end
- me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
- someone: hey
- me: no not you
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! DAMN KOREAN DRAMAS WHY CAN’T YOU JUST ALL HAVE HAPPY ENDINGS?!
That awkward moment when you’re playing dynasty warrior 7; as diao chan while attempting her “unparalleled beauty” quest where you must “defeat all of the female warriors and prove you’re most beautiful” and Zhang He appears.
Pennsylvania, home of the whoopie pies. ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ
“wow I should really play that game I never finished”
keeps refreshing tumblr
Im going to change my URL.
Because it looks like “Osama” or “Obama”.
But I don’t know what else to be.
Well, Fang kinda cheated on my by sleeping eternally with Vanille.