
trying to make myself feel better
one does not simply rest until damian wayne makes it as cameo in YJ. season 3. someday. brlurgkrk—-
so. babies everywhere.
I can fend for myself just fine. I know how to make it on the streets—and I like it there. I don’t want to wind up in some crummy orphanage, or some foster home where I’m somebody’s pet charity case. I’m my own man! Me, Jason Todd!
The Life and Times of Jason Todd
↳Part 1: Childhood
is this deadpool?
wHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
OH MY FUCKING GOD
THAT IS JASON FUCKING TODD THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT.
THE WOMAN HE THOUGHT WAS HIS MOTHER OVERDOSED WHEN HE WAS A LITTLE KID, AND HIS DAD DITCHED AND THEN PROMPTLY DIED WHEN HE WAS EVEN YOUNGER.
HE LIVED ON THE STREETS FOR TWO YEARS BEFORE HE HAD THE BALLS TO STEAL MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN’S TIRES.
HE BECAME THE SECOND ROBIN AFTER STEALING HIS PREDECESSORS COSTUME FROM A LOCKED CONTAINER IN THE FUCKING BATCAVE.
THIS MILF RAN AROUND IN A TRAFFIC-STREET COLORED UNITARD FOR A FEW YEARS, UNTIL HE DISCOVERED THAT THE WOMAN WHO OVERDOSED WHEN HE WAS A KID WASN’T ACTUALLY HIS FUCKING MOTHER.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS BASTARD DOES?
HE GOES AND FUCKING FINDS THE WOMAN WHO GAVE BIRTH TO HIM TO CONGRATULATE HER ON GIVING BIRTH TO ONE OF THE MOST BADASS HEROES IN CREATION, AND ALSO BECAUSE JASON FUCKING TODD (YES THAT IS INDEED HIS MIDDLE NAME I SWEAR) IS THROUGH-AND-THROUGH A FAMILY GUY.
AND EVEN WHEN THIS BITCH BETRAYS HIM TO THE GODDAMN JOKER, WHO PROCEEDS TO BEAT THEM BOTH UP AND LEAVE THEM TO DIE WITH A BOMB IN A WAREHOUSE, JASON MOTHERFUCKING TODD STILL TRIES TO SAVE HER.
AND HE DIES FOR IT. AND HE IS THE REASON WHY THE GODDAMN BATMAN IS EVEN MORE DEPRESSED AND MOODY AND SHIT, BECAUSE HE MADE HIS ADOPTED FATHER BURY HIM.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THIS BASTARD DOES NEXT?
HE COMES BACK TO FUCKING LIFE.
CAN YOU DO THAT?
I THOUGHT NOT.
SO NO, THIS IS NOT FUCKING DEADPOOL.
THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING JASON TODD, MEMBER OF THE GODDAMN BATFAMILY, ANTI-HERO OF THE YEAR, AND PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME HEROES EVER CREATED.
AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT.
Red Hoods (The only Robin that uses a gun)
lazarus pit
#jason dunked into the lazarus pit and then not being sent to train with old mystic monks 2013
Ryan’s an ass because he sent me a picture of a Jason Todd cosplayer in nycc knowing I can’t be there til Sunday.
A private commission of the oh-so-loved Jason Todd.
the look in his eyes omg *~~~*
OOOOOOO JAY JAY CAN I SIT IN YOUR LAP
bbjay letme tell you what i want for christmas